why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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cancer

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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