- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Bad grammers.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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