- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Do u take sugar?

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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