On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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An Artic Storm.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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