- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What's brown and sticky? A stick

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

brittney griner

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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