What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Are you a tree

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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