- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Obamacare

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Knock Know! Come in!

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Penis.

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