- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Women's Rights

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

field day?

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

kesha is a virgin.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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