A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Justin's humor

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Womens rights !

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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