Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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men's rights.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Anti Joke

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