Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Your future.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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You have friends

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Knock knock What?

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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