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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Nickleback.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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