What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Women.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Punching a baby

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Caroline Kelly.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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