Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Flop dog

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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this is not a joke.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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