What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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