- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

NEVER

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

You all have Aids

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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