- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Knock knock What?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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