- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I forgot what i was gonna say

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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