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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

OOOOPPS /

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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