What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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tims sty:)

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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I <3 Hitler

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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