- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

OOOOPPS /

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

School

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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