- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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