why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Anti Joke

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