"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Basically copying you.

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tim has no humor

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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women's rights

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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The jets are a good team..

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