- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Rebecca Black.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

womens rights.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Cows are land manatees.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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