What is red? A rock painted red

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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