- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

woman..parallel parking

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

You all have Aids

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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