- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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