- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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