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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

neil likes pube toast

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Alex Gedrose.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.