Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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I was once a hamster.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Penis

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Nickleback.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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