why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Help I'm being raped!

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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