- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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