http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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hot diggity dog

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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