Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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boobs.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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