If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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