What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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