- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

hahahahaha thats not funny

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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