- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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