- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Once upon a time

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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