You know what's catchy? A cold

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

The jets are a good team..

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

William wright is Gay

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Basically copying you.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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