Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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