awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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4 1/2

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dry handjob

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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