How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Nice belt.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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