- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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