get in the car.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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I like your hair

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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