Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Gun Control

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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