Nickelback

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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womens rights.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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