- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

roses are red. violets are violet...

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

elen degeneres is straight....

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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