- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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