Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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