- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Obamacare

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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