- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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