why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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