Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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