knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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Anti Joke

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