How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Potato!

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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