- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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