Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Joke.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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