- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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