Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Knock, Knock ...

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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