- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

7+5=12

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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