A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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