Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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