- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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