- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

honest politician

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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