- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Church.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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